Gramps loves clowns,just hire him...
"Get the hell off of me you son of a bitch,godamn molestin,creepy,stinkin puke parasite.
Pass that bottle,don't make me bust it in your stupid clown skull,son of a bitch.
Someone get down there and tape my goddamn colostomy bag back on!,giant shoe wearin son of a bitch,stepping on peoples tubage,piss all over my new chair...
MY PILLS!MY PILLS!I KNOW YOU BASTARDS ARE AFTER MY PILLS!
EVERYONE OUT,PISS OFF"

Thanx SDF Peace and goodwill to all.